Henry: Hey Tashi, you wanna hear a joke?
Tashi: Um, OK, whatever that is…
Henry. OK, here we go: What do you call a frozen dog?
Tashi: I don’t know
Henry: A pupsicle
Tashi: hehe…I see
Henry: Here’s another one: What do you call a dog that meditates?
Tashi: I don’t know!
Henry: Aware wolf
Tashi: hahhhaha…that’s good!
Henry: OK, how about this: Why do dogs run in circles?
Tashi: Because it’s too hard to run in squares?
Henry: Good job!!! Okay, you try one
Tashi: hmmm….What kind of dog keeps the best time?
Henry: Oh, that’s easy! A watchdog.
Tashi: Darn…you’re quick. OK, how about this:
What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
Tashi: Times up! Any kind. A building can’t jump!
Henry: Oh yeah, that’s a hoot!! Here’s a good one:
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
Tashi: A spelling bee!
Henry: Great! You’ve got this thing down! There are also jokes that don’t need answers… here’s a good one:
A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “You don’t see a dog in here drinking a martini very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
Tashi: OK, one last one….
A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Golden Doodle sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep” the Doodle replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, “So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running… but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars” the guy says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard.”
Henry: Hey Tashi, you know what?
Tashi: yah what?
Henry: Maybe we better not tell Caryn or Suzy that we can talk…
Tashi: Yeah well, you’re probably right about that..